Weirdo: The stupidest person alive

    Yes, he really is that dumb. His text kind of a lime greenish yellow or... what color is that?

    Olive.

    Ah, I see, it kinda looks like yours David. 

    Weirdo is the true definition of stupidity. Many people confuse being stupid with being dumb or retarded. If you're retarded you can't help it, you just have issues learning at a normal pace. If you're dumb, you for some reason other than a natural affliction, have no capability of learning... maybe you weren't taught right as a child. Stupid people really are smart enough to know better than the way they act, their just to lazy and undisciplined to use those brains. 

    Being incredibly stupid does have it's benefits though. Since he doesn't use the brains to figure out depression, Weirdo is ALWAYS happy. He wears his big grin to any and every completely illogical act of total incompetence. He is also immortal. That's right, he's so stupid he doesn't even know he's dead, and has died several times. Weirdo also has no fear or remorse, with no concept of right, wrong, conviction or even self preservation, those things are only for us smart people. Weirdo does speak English and a few other languages. In fact Weirdo has a lot of smarts, but seems to have taken an oath to never practically use them. Weirdo has even graduated from Harvard. Course, that might say more about Harvard than Weirdo.