Richie: the definition of insane!

 

    Baby blue text. Ya don't get much crazier than this folks. According to him, he's Chris's best friend, according to Chris, he just can't get rid of the guy. Usually Richie doesn't kill anyone on purpose, allowing them to die of their own stupidity, "accidents" or kills people with the assistance of other people's insanity. It is not beneath him,  however, to finish the job if he's not satisfied with an outcome. 

    Richie has no actual quirks, he's just plain insane, and loves it. Rarely does he understand what he's doing at all. He has seven personalities, talks to multiple voices, is Satan's best friend, and is only afraid of one thing... sanity. 

    Richie is the self proclaimed general in the war on stupidity, co-webmaster of the site, one of the smartest people alive (though he never truly understand what he is doing) and even has his own e-mail a crazy person section of the site. Check it out!

    Richie is immortal. At first this was simply because he was a principal character, however, he eventually found a way to earn it legitimately... kinda. Being best friends with the devil has its benefits. The immortal father of lies came down from the pits of hell (how can you come down from a pit...?) to make him a deal. He said, in exchange for his immortal soul when he dies, he, Satan himself, would grant Richie any wish he liked. Only one wish. After thinking for a while, Richie said:

Hey, I thought no one else would get to speak in these intros...

Go with it!

Okay...You say I can have anything I want, right?

"Nothing is off limits", said the devil.

Hey! Why doesn't devil get special text?

We're running out of colors.

Fine, whatever. So I said to him, alright, I wish to be, immortal... To this day, I don't think I've ever seen the devil so frustrated.

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