Narrator!

    Pretty much a god. His text shows up as bright green. How many of you read real books? Wow... that's not very many... okay, any way, in most books, if the narrator says it, it happens, no questions asked. Physics and the whole of reality time and space are meaningless, only the will of the narrator. 

    Unfortunately our narrator is a bit of a bully. I, as the author, am the only one with more power than him. He's suppose to do my will, but I think he either has no clue what that is or just doesn't care. But if ever I feel things are too out of control, I can step in and get things back on track.

    For some reason our narrator has a few obsessions. One is talking to the characters personally. I, the author, prefer to avoid this, but he likes to egg them on, insult them and basically mess with their heads. Next,  he has an obsession with killing cats. Mostly blowing them up, but any cat death will do. Finally, if a character gets out of line, the narrator will turn him into a pink frog... don't ask, we don't know either.