Chris: The Teenage Pacifist Psychopath

 

    Purple text. The namesake of this entire production. Without him, who knows what we would do! 

    Probably call it something else.

    Anyway, here's the deal, Chris is a pacifist by conviction and bears no ill will towards anyone. He truly wishes no one ever had die, and holds human life sacred above all else. But that's where things get a little dicey. He has something called a "ding". That's a psychology term for a word or phrase that makes you go nuts whenever you hear it. His "ding" phrase is "what's wrong with you?" directed at him. Who knows why, but if ever he hears this phrase, Chris grabs a stake knife and kills the speaker.

    Judge him not readers, he cannot control himself. Chris even tried to make the ultimate sacrifice and kill himself to stop the killings... but that didn't work out... he ended up annoying the heck out of the devil and now he won't be allowed back into hell. Thus, he is an immortal. Kinda sucks, when you want to die.

    He is now stuck with his group of "friends" and in this psychotic series in which he is pretty much the only voice of reason.

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